Roofing Jokes

(Featured Pic: Made From Desmopol For The RCI Show)


It's Monday again! The weekends go so quickly! What better way to brighten your Monday than with a few industry related jokes:


Did you hear the joke about the roof?  
Awww, never mind... It's over your head!!

Went to a party with a construction team the other week. They really raised the roof.

Two aerials met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent…

Started a new job as a roofer but spilt my coffee all over the tiles. The boss says it’s ok, I can wipe the slate clean.

Question: Why did the roofer go to the doctor?
Answer: Because he had a bad case of shingles.

Question: Why did the roofer have to go to the dentist?
Answer: He couldn’t stop biting his nails.

Mr. Gable had a leak in the roof over his dining room, so he called a repairman to take a look at it. "When did you first notice the leak?" the repairman inquired. Mr. Gable scowled. "Last night, when it took me two hours to finish my soup!"

A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says “get in, get in!” The religous man replies, ” no I have faith in God, he will grant me a miracle.”Later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again. He responds that he has faith in god and god will give him a miracle. With the water at about chest high, another boat comes to rescue him, but he turns down the offer again cause “God willgrant him a miracle.”With the water at chin high, a helicopter throws down a ladder and they tell him to get in, mumbling with the water in his mouth, he again turns down the request for help for the faith of God. He arrives at the gates of heaven with broken faith and says to Peter, I thought God would grand me a miracle and I have been let down.” St. Peter chuckles and responds, “I don’t know what you’re complaining about, we sent you three boats and a helicopter.”

I refuse to make my own sandwich. I rely on sub contractors.

Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.’


So a few might have given you more of a groan than a giggle, but don't say we didn't try. If you have any roofing or industry related jokes be sure to send them in and we will feature them here.